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Wolf and her two lil homies XD

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"Now why don't we all go down to my ranch and hang there like honest folk?" The tiny Westy said as he glared at Wolf and Lucius as they both smoked joints. "I mean come on you two, don't you realize your operator has good intentions for you and wants you to be a good girl? I mean if I was raisin you you'd have your lil ass wooped and I'd teach yah to be a proper lil lady" Both beings looked at eachother and started to laugh at the small cowboy who's cheeks gone red with rage. "Look here cowboy, we call the shots here and WE are one me and Wolfy here so you keep your morals to yourself mofo" Lucius growled as he sat on Wolf's shoulder glaring at the Slender who sat on her lap. "I swear when I get big again she'd be away from all your pimpin and drug shit" He muttered. "Eh both of yah shut dah fuck up and chillax alright? Black left me in charge of dah house while he's out with his kids and stuff" She yawned slightly and took the rolled up tube from her mouth but as soon as it left her mouth tendrils grabbed it and tore at apart. "I'm in charge young lady and your the child. Same goes for you Lucius" Pocket Lucius only glared further and grew irratated when the joint was ripped to shreds. "Look here fucker I don't give a flying fuck about your shitty morals and if you continue to be a bother to us I know some thugs who can drown your little ass understand?" Wolf only rolled her eyes and sighed as she got up and letted them both duke it out with eachother as she went downstairs and walked along the giant room where the front doors where. It was the grandhall where the old Kanin Salazar himself walked along proud and tall but now he was secluded to his small castle in Siberia terrorizing the locals. Pitty for the old bastard.

"Well whadyawe have here?" Wolf asked as she found a mysterious roast in the oven nearly ready. "Black didn't say anything about cooking.....what dah hell?" She pulled it out with oven mit hands and placed it on top of the counter staring at it, but it smelt wonderful and her lycan side was drooling over it. "A taste wouldn't hurt" Wolf simply said as she took out a plate and took a slice off of it. She then carried it back upstairs and sat on her bean bag chair while the two little Slenders still fought with each other.

"Look here new boy you don't pull any shit on us or else!"

"Who's going to stop me hmmm? I lived for a very damn near long time, longer then you black boy!"

"Did you just call me a niggah?!?!" Lucius screamed as he slapped Wrangler.

Wrangler popped back up and took out his mini rifal and pulled the trigger on Lucius, but all that came out was a puff of smoke. "My damn bullets!" He yelled. "What happened to my damn bullets!?" The young proxy shook her head and replied with a mouth full of meat "I took them out because I was afraid you'd hurt my lil homie. Now the both of you shut up and come sit with me before I pop a REAL cap" Both glared at each other but obeyed at what she said and both sat her side sinking into the fabric. "So we gonna watch some TV?" Lucius asked as they stared at the blank screen. "Sure what show do you guys wanna watch?"

"Can we watch something on MTV?" Lucius asked.

"Naw I want to see High noon since I don't like black people stuff"

"Exuse me?" Lucius asked ready to hit him again.

"Were watching Dukes of Hazard so both of you guys shut up" Wolf said as she turned and the TV and putted in the disk. Plopping down into her seat Lucius crawled onto her lap and sat there leanining against her relaxing during the DVD trailers while Wrangler sat by himself, contempt but still irratated with Lucius.  "Hey your eatin my roast" Wrangler pointed out as the movie began. "So? Its good so whatevah" Wolf took another bite and leaned back.

"But its from a human that was very hard to hyptnotize"

"Baby you realize that's human flesh right?" Lucius asked.

"Of course it is" She muttered as she got up and vomited into a trashcan.
This is all for parody and the sake of being funny with writing.

Pocket Slenders and Lucius and Wrangler belong to :iconpimptacles:
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Budderisveryspecial's avatar
Ow and eeewwwww that's decusting